A Flight to Remember

I waved goodbye and paced toward the terminal. I thought I would just be a normal flight- A little people watching, a little napping, a little ipoding. You know, the usual. As I stepped onto the plane I realized this wasn't going to be like any other flight I've ever been on before. Neon blue lights lined the aisles and techno music boomed softly, it seemed to be coming from the bathroom...untz, untz, untz. That's when I realized that these were not human passengers but I had just stepped on a flight full of penguins. But not just any penguins, these were penguins ready to party. They all were decked out in their bling and clubbing clothes. It was quite a scene. That's when I looked up and saw what some may call heaven...it was an incomprehensible surplus of fresh sushi...hey these are penguins! I reached up and got a piece for myself. Delish! The even had piranha sushi...that's impressive. As the plane took off the party was just beginning...suddenly the disco ball was light up and the strobe lights began to flash. Theses penguins were out of control. Once we were up in the air I was so distracted by the scene that I forgot that there certainly are no penguins in Cedarville. I was on the wrong flight...heading straight to Antarctica! And this was not going to be an ordinary landing. I thought, oh well, I'll just switch when I get there and I'll be on my way back to college. However as we got near the coast the plane descended about 50 ft above the water when suddenly the emergency exits were opened. The penguins began diving into the water...freezing water...this would certainly not do! That's when I had to take matters into my own hands. I used my pet beta fish, Dimitri, to bribe the penguin pilot into bringing me back. Dimitri was a good fish, but it was my only choice...beta fish are a rare delicacy for penguins. That when I was flown straight to Cedarville and the plane was landed in my very own Maddox courtyard...hows that for service...What a day!!